worst bands of the 2000s

The founding members were singer-songwriter and guitarist Dave Matthews, bassist Stefan Lessard, drummer/backing vocalist Carter Beauford and saxophonist LeRoi Moore. Oh god, the song. With that in mind, you could actually claim that Crazy Frog was punk. Fancy a trip down Indie Memory Lane? Just an FYI, though? only way to stay in touch was a letter in the mail.. This band is neither rock, nor grunge, nor emo, nor metal. Tis all they were good for. Here are the Top 10 suckiest bands of the '00s. We can be thankful that 4 Non Blondes only made one album 1992s Bigger, Better, Faster, More! Quizzes; Events; Quiz Creation; Community; Videos; SporcleCon; Remove Ads; Sign In; Quiz Categories. / Get it crackin / Dont stop, get it get it. This was for a kids movie. Its an instant fix, like downing a couple of fizzy drinks in one go. But Austrian disc-spinner DJ Otzi doesnt know too much of a good thing. Oh god, the song. MORE INFO. Dave Parsons joined Bush shortly after leaving the band Transvision Vamp. Formed in 1994, Limp Bizkit became popular playing in the Jacksonville, Florida underground music scene in the late 1990s, and signed with Flip Records, a subsidiary of Interscope, which released their dbut album, Three Dollar Bill, Yall$ (1997). Busted Incredibly, the 'orrible three piece sold a massive 3million albums in their four year career as well as scooping two BRIT Awards. The Darkness - No, it wasn't a bad nightmare. Li-ike. : Its chipmunks singing about sex. American alternative rock band formed in New York City, best known for their early 1990s hits, "Two Princes", and "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong", which peaked on the Billboard Hot 100 chart at No. Worst bit: The post-Coldplay minor key pianos, which were absolutely everywhere around 2005. I was born too late into a world that doesnt care,, when accountants didnt have control / And when media couldnt buy your soul.. Consider yourself lucky if you dont remember lyrics like Oh please Mr. President, will you lend me a future. Their hit Whats Up? meanwhile combines the worst of what Ani DiFranco and grunge had to offer, all of it dressed up in thrift store clothing that probably smelled funny. The band's 2009 album Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King (the first album since Moore's death) debuted at number one on the Billboard 200, earning the band their fifth consecutive number-one debut making them the second band behind Metallica to do so. No 00s hit has been so purpose-built to wind up as many people as possible. Worst bit: The faux-cockney tone of Luke Concannons vocals, as he sings, My dads totally had a bloody hard day / But hes been good fun and bubblin and jokin away. Oi oi, guvnor! But nothing excuses a throwaway, novelty kids TV song about a builder fixing things, managing to shift over a million copies, becoming the highest-selling song of 2000 and the first Christmas number one of the 00s. Moore died suddenly in August 2008 due to complications from injuries sustained in an ATV accident. What followed, however, was nothing short of disastrous. Worst bit: The lyric: Hey there, Delilah, you be good and dont you miss me / Two more years and youll be done with school / And Ill making history like I do. Oh, you sweet, deluded fool. Just have a little patience while I bang my head against this wall and wait for the pain to eclipse the misery of this song. We didnt see Chico coming. Worse, the band members went on to respectively spawn the equally turgid McFly, Son of Dork and Fightstar. Tenacious D. This may not be the greatest and best song in the world, but it is a damn good one nonetheless. If ever there proof that British popular song was in a dire state in the very first half of the noughties then it's this. If you aren't familiar with English bands in the 2000s this may be news to you but this terrible three-piece sold an enormous 3million albums in their 4-year career. What made it so bad: He delivers the song with the enthusiasm of a man signing a contractual agreement to see Simon Cowell in the flesh every single day for the foreseeable future. -Jeff Weiss. And try not to dance. Truthfully it was a tough call regarding whether or not to choose Simple Plan or Good Charlotte to appear on this list. What made it so bad: One happy clappy singalong of Hey Babys chorus is nice, harmless fun. Send us a tip using our anonymous form. Irish sport images provided by Inpho Photography WebThe Australian alternative scene of the 2000s was also notable for its diversity. Whats so bad about it: Its an 80s power ballad dressed up like a mid-noughties indie rock, and aint nobody got time for that. Technically this band rose to fame in the 1990s but their hit album 'Silver Side Up' was released in 2001 and it gave all the douchy people a reason to congregate. Nickelback is one of the most commercially successful Canadian groups, having sold more than 50 million albums worldwide[ and ranking as the eleventh best-selling music act, and the second best-selling foreign act in the U.S. behind the Beatles, of the 2000s. The Jonas Brothers This pic just screams "Radio Disney." Powter sings in generalisations (Youre faking a smile with the coffee to go, You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost), somehow sounding like hes never actually been sad in his entire life quite the achievement, in hindsight. Its sexual politics are questionable at best Fergie sings about shaking her moneymakers to get ahead in life and the song relies on fairly pitiful rhymes (They say Im really sexy /The boys they wanna sex me) to make its dubious point. When you think its finally gone, it rears its ugly head again. Their second album was called Konk, which is quite fitting, in retrospect. Web5. , Spotify, the iPhone. From pop crap to screamo to ridiculously dull indie, see who makes number one below: 20. Coldplay jokes aside, Disturbed sucked and will always suck, provided they apparently still have a pulse. News images provided by Press Association As you can imagine, this one got people fired up, and votes poured in. Forget Chris Barrons scraggly beard; the real problem with the Spin Doctors is their enduring lightweight retro jam song legacy on crappy corporate radio. and help keep the future of the Houston Press, Use of this website constitutes acceptance of our. Bang of random Playstation 2 sports game music off Jet. Well how about they're the single worst, most soul-sapping, boring band of office workers ever to inflict their awful sub-Keane warblings on an already depressed nation's ears. After years of speculation, Creed reunited in 2009 for a tour and new album called Full Circle, and in early 2012 the band reconvened to tour and work on a fifth album. Jason Roberts Keeps the Music of Bob Wills Swinging, Brooks & Dunn Boot Scoot Through 21st RodeoHouston Performance, Apes of the State Is Here to Defend Folk Punk, Become a member to support the independent voice of Houston Theres innocent fun, and then theres ruining a new millennium before its barely begun. Trace Cyrus is the lead in this group of wannabe punks and his equine features gallop their way through everything Metro Station do. The Journal supports the work of the Press Council of Ireland and the Office of the Press But we were naive in 2006. But people kept referring them to these labels which diluted the music genres so much its now just a big. Initially, this band appears inoffensive however in time their tunes become so deeply ingrained in your memory that you begin to question whether you have ever even heard any other music. Picks include Creed, Limp Bizkit, Hanson - and one big surprise, Readers Poll: The Ten Worst Bands of the Nineties, J-Hope, Boygenius, and All the Songs You Need to Know This Week, Karol G & Shakira, The Kid Laroi, Halsey, And All The Songs You Need To Know This Week, Janelle Mone, Lana Del Rey, and All the Songs You Need To Know, Glastonbury Co-Organizer Promises Female Headliners in 2024 After All-Male Top Billing This Year, There Were Sidemen. The band's original domestic signing was with EMI Canada. Who needs vocals when you've got auto-tune? Give Orange. Last but not leastwell maybe actually this is the least. Only, some of the below groups possess testicles only in the symbolic sense. If we open that door, it may not be one we can close, folks, and it's way too soon for anyone to be pining away for the days when George W. Bush was head bitch in charge and Paris Hilton had a show on network television. Luckily the band have split now with Justin Hawkins going on to try various ventures such as entering Eurovision (Beaten by the car crash that was Scooch). They were listed number seven on the Billboard top artist of the decade, with four albums listed on the Billboard top albums of the decade. The Give It Away video could be called Anthony and the Hand Jive, and its even more ridiculous when he starts doing duck lips. Hating Nickelback used to be cool, but it's so easy that it's kind of just a fact, now. Just when you thought you were out, they pull you back in. Report. Known for their squeaky clean looks and attitudes, this boy band had more than their fifteen minutes of fame. Simple to the point of insulting lyrics about Elvis, James Bond and 'lovely girls' sung by a bloke called Roy is not the musical vision of the future we were promised. Worst bit: Can We Fix It?s constant, cheap garage beat, the audio equivalent of someone drilling a hole in your conscience. So when something half decent comes along, its easy to get carried away. Is it being prepared to do the wrong thing, whatever the price? However with each progressive year, this blueprint became more and more diluted until we get to The Pigeon Detectives, essentially The Strokes do Emmerdale. They are best known for the 1997 hit song "MMMBop" from their major label debut album Middle of Nowhere, which earned three Grammy nominations. Fleet Foxes, unfortunately, are more like Weetabix, a healthful, bowel-movement-inducing breakfast option that skimps on taste. Oh, its another flash-in-the-pan indie band. We love funk, we love metal, but we also love peanut butter and veggie burgers, just not together. Create an email alert based on the current article, This site uses cookies to improve your experience and to provide services and advertising. Go-oes. Sit in the back of an SUV with off-key sorority house members singing along to Dave Matthews Band. Perhaps this is down to a belief that a band from Germany could never be as good as one from New York or London. Bands like The Living End and The Vines brought a punk rock edge to the genre, while bands like Wolfmother and Eskimo Joe leaned more towards classic rock. There will always be those unfathomably popular bands and singers that get an inordinate amount of airtime, and are loved by obsessed, cultish fans, only intensifying the hatred of those who realize one objective truth: that when you get down to it, the music isn't even good. 10. You know, that little decade of time from 2000 to 2010 that basically killed everything that was decent and listenable about mainstream alt-rock? 6. To embed this post, copy the code below on your site, 600px wide Well, in this case the common rap happens to be true. Myspace updates are like the bat signal of an '00s artists, you know. Goodbye, cruel world. Sum 41 - Fronted by Deryck Whibley, the Canadian Limp Bizkit are a very easy band to hate, I do admit, however even if they are pretty much asking for the hate it is still undeserved. 7 and No. Following them we had a British version in The Libertines, a romantic and literate younger brother to The Strokes who gave the whole British music scene a kick up the backside. Literally it was a toss-up for us, since both sound like whiny, uninteresting barely catchy songs to us. It was a mistake. Since their demise the members of One True Voice have failed to scale the heights of success and Daniel was recently seen failing to get to the final stages of this years X Factor in front of one time contemporary Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud, now a multi-millionaire X Factor judge. And so in that spirit we present the worst bands of all time. Following the release of their album, Results May Vary (2003), Borland rejoined the band and recorded The Unquestionable Truth (Part 1) (2005) with Durst, Rivers, Lethal and drummer Sammy Siegler before entering a hiatus. By far the finest thing to ever come from this group is allure cover of "Down With The Sickness" from Richard Cheese that makes a look in Dawn of the Dead. Email 25 forgotten indie bands of the 2000s, ranked from worst to best. Content copyright Journal Media Ltd. 2023 Registered in Dublin, registration number: The band is composed of lead guitarist and lead vocalist Chad Kroeger, rhythm guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist Ryan Peake, bassist Mike Kroeger, and drummer Daniel Adair. Hanson has sold over 16 million records worldwide and have had eight top 40 singles in the UK and six top 40 singles in the US. Follow her on Twitter at @prachigu or email her at pgupta@salon.com. Tractors and saccharine folk should not mix. -Ben Westhoff, Touted as the originators of punk, the Sex Pistols were really just a third-rate Faces rip off with a low-rent Richard Hell on vocals. For the release of their seventh album, the band parted from EMI Canada and signed a new Canadian domestic distribution deal with Universal Music Canada. These include a fly on the wall TV show including totally not faked (raises eyebrows) scenes of the band fighting people in the streets and sending excrement to a writer who gave them a bad review. Dave Matthews Band. Worst bit: Its chipmunks singing about sex. Wire service provided by AFP and Press Association. Okay, their big hit, 'In Too Deep' wasn't that bad, however, the group has been chipping away at the same couple of chords now for too long. and indemnify Journal Media in relation to such content and their ability to make such content, -Ben Westhoff, Funk metal is a bad idea. -Jeff Weiss, See also: The Eagles Hotel California: Why This Song Sucks, Once upon a time/When the world was just a pancake/Fears would arise/That if you went too far youd fall/But with the passage of time/It all became more of a ball. -Some Dave Matthews lyrics, You want a real American Horror story? Empics Entertainment. It happened. Powter sings in generalisations, (Youre faking a smile with the coffee to go, You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost). 19. Worst bit: When you stop to think about the number of people involved in the making of this song and its accompanying video. WebHere they are: the absolute worst rock bands in history, ranked from the most awful bands to the kind of okay, but still pretty bad, by the Ranker community and real rock purists. But the song. Yo wat up, goes Alvin Chipmunk as the song kicks off. MDQL is preparing to belt! They released four studio albums between 1993 and 2002, which sold over 30 million copies worldwide. Tokio Hotel - Hugely popular in Europe, Tokio Hotel have yet to replicate their success in Britain or the USA. I'm serious even the 1970s with its strange clothing and dime-a-dozen disco can't compete. works. The band's third record, Weathered, was released in 2001 with Mark Tremonti handling bass before the band disbanded in 2004 due to increasing tension between members. We don't want to hate on them too much because now its pretty 'hip' to hate Nickelbackbut hey it's still kind of fun. But in practice, its a soulless, sappy ghost of the past. Check the thread! The Script - OK, Mums need something to listen to - nobody wants to find their Radiohead CD's in the kitchen on a Sunday afternoon, but surely the women who brought us into this world deserve better than rubbish like The Script they are served? Real music didnt win, on this occasion. What made it so bad: Its earnest, self-indulgent pap of the highest order. -Ben Westhoff, Where Journey was a hit factory, Foreigner are the sweatshop equivalent, churning out shoddy products full of lead paint. They subsequently obtained an American deal with global distribution via Roadrunner Records. 9. blink-182 In short:a song so inane and dumb that electroclash legend Peaches felt compelled to write a parodic riposte, the bracingly gross My Dumps. The band's musical output is nothing compared to the album artwork however. I would take being pepper-sprayed dead in my eye over listening to these guys any day. They are permanently beige, the sonic instantiation of Ambercrombie & Fitch cargo shorts, South Carolina Gamecocks hats, and flip-flops flailing. I'll Be Your Mirror: Primavera Sound On Building a Truly Inclusive Festival, Every The 1975 song ranked from worst to best, Loving The Unchangeable: Madison Beer In Conversation, Dance Yourself Clean: Tove Lo In Conversation, Let's Eat Grandma at KOKO, London, 19/10/22, Milky Chance Give Us Atmospheric Disco On Their New Single Living In A Haze, CloseUp Festival Announce Second Wave of Artists Including Sunday Headliner, Speedy Wunderground Are Celebrating Their 10th Anniversary in Style, Album Review: The Lathums - From Nothing To A Little Bit More, We've Progressed Beyond Needing Another Cookie-Cutter Ed Sheeran Album. But she was briefly waylaid by evil, earnest-types Counting Crows when they convinced her to help slaughter a Joni Mitchell song. 15. "The Most Hated Band in the World" gave birth to the most obnoxious fans in the world, the Juggalos, who are virtually a gang at this point. But it also gave us some truly, unforgettably horrible songs. But it August 9, 2013 Another vaguely comedy hair metal band Hot Leg also incorporated glam rock into songs like 'Gay In The 80's' and 'Cocktails'. Theres their reality show and various line-up shifts, of course, but the details of those are too depressing to go into. : How did this happen? Copyright 2023 Salon.com, LLC. Scouting For Girls write songs a child might make in a primary school music class. In practice, it is not. These guys always seemed to be for people who were like, into ART and LITERATURE. So when something half decent comes along, its easy to get carried away. All Rights reserved. So do you agree ? The quartet has disappeared, but the bands dubious legacy lives on through member Linda Perry, writer and producer of some of the most boring radio songs imaginable, including Christina Aguileras Beautiful and Pinks Get the Party Started. -Liz Ohanesian, Emerging with their mid-aughts hit Grind With Me, Pretty Ricky somehow managed to lower the bar when it came to heartthrob groups with baby-oil-smeared chests. Sum 41 - Fronted by Deryck Whibley, the Canadian four piece achieved astonishing success this decade. By this time Westlife were six albums deep into a career built upon dull, saccharine ballads and the formula was very tired indeed. Scouting For Girls - What can we say about this band that hasn't already been said? Users are reminded that they are fully responsible for their own The View had one song. Go on! 14. 8. Zzzz. Sort of like anchovies; in fact, its quite fair to call Rush the anchovies of rock music. I mean, really, was the "he-said-she-said bullshit" that rage-inducing, Fred Durst? 1. American rock band, formed in 1995 in Tallahassee, Florida.

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